How cute are these people? I wish I was one of them. Maybe even Ryan Gosling. Maybe then my co-worker wouldn't ask me "how much longer?" To which I responded "For what?" To which she stupidly said "Um, er, why did I think you were having a baby in August?"
To which I wanted to say:
"I don't f'ing know. I don't know how we work together and you don't realize that 1) I was pregnant for the better half of last year. 2) I was gone for 3 months. 3) I get that I look fat. I am not excited about it...but I don't look 6 MONTHS PREGNANT either. 4) You're a mom. Why would you EVER ask something like that?"
I hate today.
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ReplyDelete1) you look great. really you do, eloise.
2) have people never seen all of the movies and clips where someone stupidly asks someone else when they are due? keep that question to yourself! always! at all times! unless you are at the person in question's baby shower, for cryin' out loud.
and ok these are superstars with trainers and makeup/wardrobe/hair/posture staff - staff! - but i have to say that between your super cute look yesterday in that beautiful shirt and skinny skinny jeans with shoes i am jealous of every time i see them... and davis in the 'hotdish' shirt you got him at renegade - plus the cutest accessory a girl could ever have in tiny flip flops a red guyabera and khacki shorts - i would rather be you two than these two in a heartbeat.
i hope the day gets better or hurries by so you can go to sleep and start new tomorrow, eloise.
thank you dear, faithful reader. if i didn't have your comments, how could i go on? i feel as though we were sisters in another life?
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